Mary-Kate Olsen debuted the latest in Mrs. Roper’s goiter-concealing evening wear line at a children’s charity event last night in New York. Later on that same evening, she lead the crowd in a series of motivational exercises to chart-toppers from the fifties and sixties and encouraged them all to say “Farewell to Fat!”
One more of Roper/Simmons sexing it up after the jump



Shouldn’t she be passing out flowers at the airport… or just passed out from lack of eating?
Playing dressup with your clinically obese grandma’s muumuu isn’t being fashion-forward, MK. It just means that you’re a twat.
A twat in a velvet sweatband, no less. It’s like 1974 and 1982 mated and had bastard child they had to hide from the rest of the century.
why is she surrounded by so many old men? they all look like they are trying to avert their eyes from her hideous headgear. she’s such a douche bag.
Those old men are his disciples. I can’t wait till the crucifiction part.
I like how it’s a poofy head band. I also like that she has no neck. She’s such an adorable little troll.
She is hot now at dlisted, also my favorite site called blackwhitemingle.com where you can find many cute black and white girls, men
Sadly, that dress cost more then my house.
What a ^%$&$%$ woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported her joined the rich woman seeking sugar babies site ”w e a l t h y l o v in g . c o m ” and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she????????????or fools us。。。。。
Did the little Trollsen sip from the “drink me” bottle again?