Quickies: Something’s Gotta Give

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Lindsay Lohan spits in the face of her injured grandmother and diseased grandfather. Metaphorically, of course. (Celebitchy)

Adnan Ghalib finally gets stabbed in the face. (The Blemish)

Is that a naked lady in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses, or is he just happy to see me? (Pretty Boring)

“Play the bongos” — Avril Lavigne style! (Websters)

Kristin Bell may or may not have a wonky eye. Your call on this one. (Use My Computer)

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant! Jessica celebrates by cutting her forearms and listening to “I Wanna Love You Forever” on repeat for three hours straight. (Rad Report)

Sophie Monk’s lips are huuuge. And this time, I’m not talking about her camel toe. (Tasteful Celebs)

A Marilyn Monroe sex tape goes for $1.5 million. (MollyGood)

Everything Generation X loved growing up homogenized, abbreviated, Abercrombied and stripped of irony: they call it Generation Douchebag, and it’s supposed to smell that way! (Pajiba)

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Avril’s pasty legs are giving me the heebies.

  2. Ana Johnsson

    UGLY LEGS!

  3. RichPort

    I didn’t know raisins were in need of massage…

  4. jane ♥ ♥♥ ♥

    i like Lindsay,she always make men feel hot.But i just wander how many boyfriends she want.recently she posted a profile on a famous dating site,”LOVINGRICH COM”,seeking someone to date.maybe you can check it yourself.

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