Is That A Scorpion In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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Singer Hillary Duff stars as a Russian pop star who likes dropping poisonous arthropods in her pants while John Cusack pats himself down with a hanky in a new movie entitled “War, Inc.” Now, as far as sexy venomous critters go, I suppose the scorpion is the logical choice, but I still would have liked the tongue-in-cheek calembour of a good Box Jellyfish or a Bushmaster snake. Or just plain “AIDS,” “Great White Shark armed with assault rifle,” or anything that guaranteed Hilary Duff never made another album or shitty movie I’d have to write about again.

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  1. hutyy

    she is a smart girl. WISH SHE GOOD LUCK.

  2. hutyy

    i like her.is she feeling lonely? i just found her personal profile on a celebrity dat-ing club ‘S e a r c h i n gM i l l i o n a i r e. c o m”. maybe she just did it for fun?

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