Naomi Campbell Arrested At London Airport
Tags: heathrow airport, luggage, naomi campbell, police officer, spit
Notoriously temperamental supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport yesterday for assaulting a police officer who attempted to remove her from the plane. The NY Daily News reports
The volatile vixen went bonkers when flight attendants on British Airways Flight 269 informed her one of her bags was missing. Witnesses said Campbell, 37, began berating staffers. [One passenger] said, “It was pretty violent. You could hear her screaming. It went on maybe 10 or 15 minutes. It was so bad they had to get three cops to take her away.”
Authorities said she spit on and took a swing at one male cop before being deemed unfit to fly and removed from the plane in handcuffs. The London-to-Los Angeles flight left more than an hour late without Campbell, who was detained at the Heathrow police station.
A hard lesson for any girl to have to learn. While it may be perfectly acceptable to spit on migrant workers and slap the homeless, one person you don’t want to attack is a uniformed police officer. Same goes for any type of circuit court judge or parole officer. I’ve found you can adequately convey your displeasure by the simple act of taking a dump in the backseat of the squad car. That way, it’s just “misdemeanor indecent exposure” instead of “felony assault on a police officer.” Just as effective, and only a third of the jail time! Look for more handy tips like these in my soon to be published autobiography “Turning the Tables: You Can’t Fire Me Because I’m Firing YOU!”
Naomi for Pinko:
26 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I know it’s wrong, but I would tap that like a Parkison’s stricken crack addict on a 2 day bender. If I was single and enjoyed getting physically abused, of course.
Apr 4th, 2008
CopTim
Smart assed bitch should be put in JAIL!!!
I’m a POLICE OFFICER….and we stick our necks out for the safety of others evey day and nght….we do not deserve to get spit on…by snobby supa models or anyone else!
Let us do our job in peace! Do what you will - Harm No One!
CopTim
Apr 4th, 2008
RichPort
CopTim, you’re an ass and obviously get laid infrequently.
Apr 4th, 2008
CopTim
Ya……Thanks!
Apr 4th, 2008
RebelBoy
MY MOTHER IS A WHORE! AND I’M AN OVERWEIGHT MONGOLOID WITH COMPULSIVE MASTURBATORY ISSUES!!!!
Apr 4th, 2008
Cop Tom
We never should have taken off the chains.
Let the controversy begin!!
Apr 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
In the immortal words of Ice Cube:
Fuck Tha Police
Go eat a fucking donut.
And RebelBoy, it’s obvious the last time you got any play was before the civil war.
Y’all are narrow minded ass hats.
Apr 4th, 2008
RichPort
Yea, he’s as much of a cop as you are a rebel, and I am a port. You are probably the two non pussy gettin’est “boys” around.
Apr 4th, 2008
sonya
Wow, looks like the ‘Fish regurgitated here.
Apr 4th, 2008
topsexycelebrity
Hello, I love black people.
Apr 4th, 2008
jessie
I smell of rancid cheese and goat’s milk.
Apr 4th, 2008
spatz
Sounds like a Klan singles mixer in here.
Apr 4th, 2008
RichPort
I agree sonya, and the irony of it all is the can of spam right under your post. I don’t even like the wallpaper in my fucking kitchen.
Apr 4th, 2008
abby
Sorry I didn’t get a chance to clean this up sooner. I was out all morning.
Apr 4th, 2008
Tim
Umm, so most of you DON’T think she should do any jail time? I mean, if any of us spat on and hit a police officer, we would. I mean, isn’t it really common sense NOT to do that? Even if the airport lost your bag? Which happens quite frequently to most people?
I think she definitely should do at least a little time to show that celebs are treated fairly.
Apr 4th, 2008
sonya
Umm, it’s not that we think she shouldn’t do time. It’s the whole backwoods racist thing that we have a problem with.
Apr 4th, 2008
Superfresh
Richport and Sonya, you’re both nuts. Who said it had anything to do with race? A bitch with a superiority complex thinks she can get away with abusing her staff, and now the public servants who protect us. Wait… you mean it’s ok because she’s black? That doesn’t make any sense. I’m with CopTim and Tom
Apr 4th, 2008
abby
Superfresh, you missed all the “niggers” I edited out of their comments.
Apr 4th, 2008
Superfresh
That’s just wrong Abby.
Apr 4th, 2008
sonya
No, you idiot, CopTim and Rebelboy were spouting stuff about niggers and “We never should have taken off the chains”.
Apr 4th, 2008
jessie11
Naomi is my favorite. I love her.I also love raw onions and bathing in cabbage.
Apr 5th, 2008
abby
No, no — you misunderstood. I removed all the racial slurs but left the rest of their comment. Their comments were stupid enough even without the n-word. That way you all could still take turns calling them retards. See, everybody wins.
Apr 6th, 2008
Msrtd
she is absolutely sexy!
Apr 6th, 2008
steven
Compell is sexy,no one will deny.I always wish i can meet someone just like her. Or a sheep with a shorn vagina.
Apr 7th, 2008
RichPort
Superfresh, who gives a shit if she gets arrested? Besides, it’s the UK, not the US you freakin’ walking IQ test. I think you, the fake cop and the rebel(i heart)boys should have a Larry Craig moment, ya freakin’ anonymous bathroom stall shoe tappers!
I’m kidding of course. You should all remain lonely and infulfilled.
Apr 7th, 2008
Tree
So wonderful.She has my whole-hearted support.She is super cool and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?
Apr 8th, 2008
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