Teri Hatcher To Sing On American Idol
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In case you don’t have enough reasons not to watch American Idol, here’s another one: Teri Hatcher. According to Rush and Molloy
You’ve been forewarned: Teri Hatcher will sing on the “American Idol Gives Back” special to air next Wednesday. She’ll back up The Band From TV, which includes her “Desperate Housewives” co-star Jamie Denton, “House’s” Hugh Laurie, “Heroes’” Greg Grunberg and “Cashmere Mafia’s” Bonnie Somerville.
Who knew Teri Hatcher was a woman of so many talents? I don’t mean her acting, obviously, but rather her natural ability to withstand enough botulinum poison to fell a small horse and her proficiency for vomiting on command. Usually those sorts of gifts are relegated to cancer patients undergoing radiation and the Elementals like Mana Surge and Entropic Beasts. You’re probably thinking, “What about the Fel Reaver guardian in the Eye of Tempest Keep, smartypants?” Well, it should be noted that Void Reaver doesn’t count because he is not immune to the poison from Romulo’s Vial since it’s considered a Nature Damage Effect and not a Poison Effect. It should also be noted that I am a virgin and incredibly lonely.
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Captain-Insano
Wow. I feel even nerdier after reading that. On another note: Remember on Seinfeld when she said they were real and spectacular? She was half right. The dissappointment I felt after seeing them is still with me to this day.
Apr 3rd, 2008
abby
I took me thirty minutes of WoW research to learn all that.
Apr 3rd, 2008
open mouth jones
Anybody remember her on ‘The Love Boat’?
All I can think is that she’ll be stunning the audience with a rousing rendition of the theme song.
The love booooat
Soon we’ll be making another ruuuun
The love booooat
Promises something for everyoooone
Set a course for adventure
This time it’s a new romaaaannnce
Goodness, it’s like the story of her life.
Apr 3rd, 2008
nordo
The Love Boat has sailed and sunk. Just the crypt keeper- over botulism injected-no talent-figureless skank that is Ms Hatcher.
Apr 3rd, 2008
Tim
Abby, I don’t think people say it enough, but you are an excellent writer. Just know there is someone here, reading all your posts, bc he loves your writing style so much, not so much the celebrities. It’ll be utterly annoying for me to leave you a comment about it every time (for your sake), but remember your jokes are greatly appreciated and hilarious ; )
Apr 3rd, 2008
unnamed
She’s a beautiful woman.She’s so gorgeous. I love her. I also love haggis and chitlins. Perhaps something is wrong with me?
Apr 3rd, 2008
abby
Thanks, Tim! That made my morning.
Apr 4th, 2008
Tree
She has my whole-hearted support.She is super beautiful and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?
Apr 8th, 2008
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