Apr 2, 2008

Jay-Z, Beyonce To Marry; Lindsay To Pick Nose

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Rapper Jay-Z and singer Beyonce are finally ready to tie the knot. Blah blah getting married blah blah zzzzzz. People magazine says

Beyoncé Knowles and longtime beau Jay-Z have taken out a marriage license in Scarsdale, N.Y.. According to a source, the pair obtained a license Tuesday morning. The document is valid for 60 days.

In other more interesting news, Lindsay Lohan took a nose-picking constitutional around Beverly Hills with DJ Samantha Ronson yesterday. You know that old saying — you can pick your friends, and your can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your lesbian enabler’s nose! Unless she’s letting a couple of chunks of coke go to waste up there, in which case it’s your civic duty to help yourself to the leftovers. They don’t call it the Law of Conservation of Mass for nothin’.

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10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. felina

    you can smoke coke boogers and get a buzz.

    Apr 2nd, 2008

  2. yourock

    She looks sexy. Is she single now?

    Apr 2nd, 2008

  3. abby

    You spammers fucking kill me. At least look at the pictures and read the goddamn post if you’re going to try to make the comment look topical.

    Apr 2nd, 2008

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    Apr 2nd, 2008

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    WTF is this, open spammer season? And if so, does that mean I need to stock up on buckshot?

    Apr 2nd, 2008

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    Apr 2nd, 2008

  8. Msrtd

    It’s good news!! But the surprise is that lindsay is a very hot member at a dating site. It called richromances.com or something. More pictures can be found under her profile.

    Apr 2nd, 2008

  9. Some Girl

    Fat legs. This “rehab” routine sure has chunked her up.

    Apr 3rd, 2008

  10. ADD

    Or as my mom says, “You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t eat your nose.”

    Huh. That may explain a lot.

    Apr 3rd, 2008

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