Apr 1, 2008

Mena Suvari Thongs It Up

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You’d think it’d be damn near impossible for Mena Suvari to ruin a thong bikini. It’s a thong, and it’s a bikini, for Chrissakes. A win-win. But then your eye gets pulled unwittingly upwards, and your brain forces your eyes to strain until you make out the words “Word… Sound… Power” tattooed there on her upper back. And before you can pull your gaze back where it belongs, you realize the insufferable “Word Sound Power” is actually tattooed beneath another tattoo… and this one is a portrait of a fucking lion. Mother of God. And then she turns around and she’s got either a fancy number three or some kind of larva transitioning into the pupa stage right there on her xiphoid process and you start hyperventilating until your mom brings you your inhaler and makes you zip up your pants. Oh, don’t think I don’t know what you do in your spare time, loser! Just like God and the Bush administration, I see everything!

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Captain-Insano

    Tattoo?

    Apr 1st, 2008

  2. felina

    she is such a cute gym coach.

    Apr 1st, 2008

  3. kiki

    She’s a beautiful woman.She’s so gorgeous. I love her. Is that ture ???

    Apr 1st, 2008

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  5. Jigsy Q.

    God she’s hot. But that Rosemary’s baby hair has got to go.

    Apr 2nd, 2008

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