Priscilla Presley Disfigured By Phony Doctor

Mar 25, 2008

Priscilla Presley Disfigured By Phony Doctor

Tags: dr. daniel serrano, injections, plastic surgery, priscilla presley, silicone

Dancing with the Stars’ Priscilla Presley’s gorgeous face is the work of one Dr. Daniel Serrano, but don’t go scrambling for a phone book just yet. Dr. Serrano is no longer practicing those “miracle injections that work better than Botox,” mostly because he’s not a real doctor and can’t practice from prison. Lucky for you, there’s still Guatemala and the coast of Brazil. According to TMZ

In fact, Serrano was injecting industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina into the faces of these women. The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women he injected. As for Priscilla — who had no idea she was being injected with silicone — we’re told she’s undergoing corrective work.

Maybe it’s not all bad. So instead of getting “a face that could launch a thousand ships,” you’ve got “a face that could reduce premature wear on cylinders and pistons and keep your engine running smoothly for years to come.” Last time I checked, there wasn’t a Mrs. Goodwrench anywhere around!

12 Comments, Comment or Ping

Camp Herp

Surely abby meant ” face that could launch a thousand shits” … staring too long could induce violent cases of the runs.

Mar 25th, 2008
Jigsy Q.

Goooo Tootsie go!

Mar 25th, 2008
nordo

Or perhaps she meant face that could sink a thousand ships or maybe she looks better underwater?

Mar 25th, 2008
sonya

she is gorgeous. I just found her on a car buying club”Auto Trader DOTcom”. What replacement part is she looking for?

Mar 25th, 2008
carioca

Yes you won’t find much of anything looking on the west coast of Brazil.

Mar 25th, 2008
open mouth jones

You know that bitch is laughing all the way to fucking bank. Whatevs if she has a face that rivals Winehouse’s, she’s got more cash than Jeebus himself.

Mar 25th, 2008
abby

Touche.

Mar 25th, 2008
oakling

now if only she were an android….

Mar 25th, 2008
abby

I read somewhere that she looked like a bulldog attacked by wasps. Funny stuff.

Mar 26th, 2008
buaah

Elvis lives!

Mar 27th, 2008
Nic

You people are aweful. Karma… watch for it.

Apr 6th, 2008
k

Why are white women always injecting things into their faces to make their lips fuller? Don’t you know that it looks obvious and horrific? We can tell. We laugh at you.

Apr 20th, 2008