Now, you, too, can be like that lucky bartender and don the clothes that formerly bulged and strained over Britney Spears’ elephantine thighs. According to ABC News

Spears’ wardrobe from her guest-starring stint on CBS’ “How I Met Your Mother” will be sold at an online auction to benefit an environmental organization. A half-dozen Spears-worn items will be available, including a navy print Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue flower details. The auction begins [tonight] after the episode [airs].

Or you could just pay retail for a Juicy Couture dress and wear it for three days straight without any underwear while maintaining your strict diet of straight Red Bull, cigarettes and laxatives. All the perks of it having been on Britney with none of the extra cost! Or you could just rip up the upholstery from the backseat of a cab after Nihari Night at a Pakistani whorehouse and wear that as a dress. Believe me, nobody else will be able to smell the difference.

Arriving at Dominick’s restaurant in Hollywood:

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