Mar 24, 2008

Golden Showers For Our Fair Flower

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Why would Amy Winehouse pay for Stridex and OxyClean to clear up her face when she’s already got two perfectly good working kidneys? Last time I checked, urine come cheap. Real cheap. When I checked, I was leaning against a barn in with a stalk of hay between my lips and tipping my hat. Boy howdy! The Daily Star says

A friend [of Amy's] said “Amy’s tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying [putting] urine [on her face] will work.”

The only thing that could be worse than a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray is a greasy pork sandwich served in an dirty ashtray hosed down with urine. That Chet from “Weird Science” was some kind of goddamn visionary.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    I couldn’t convince my crotch to unzip even if I wanted to pee on her. Not even if I waved a handful of porn newbie euro-babes in front of it. Her facial trauma could be airborne.

    Mar 24th, 2008

  2. abby

    I could, however, be coaxed into taking a dump on her face. If the price was right and somebody brought me a bottle of Old Grandad.

    Mar 24th, 2008

  3. RichPort

    Well that wasn’t part of the original offer. Gimme Mexican food, a few pints of Guiness and some laxatives. I gotcha hot plate right here, Amy…

    Mar 24th, 2008

  4. jerryol

    she is so ugly.

    Mar 24th, 2008

  5. nordo

    Wear the diapers over her head and one around her ears..that should do it

    Mar 24th, 2008

  6. Britney

    So lovely baby.What’s wrong my baby.Dose the she really fall in bad ill? You like when me talk sexy? What I wering is nothing. Call me!

    Mar 24th, 2008

  7. Msrtd

    I hate her horrible look. especially, eyes’ make up. Anyway, I enjoy her voice~~~ And I am so glad she posted some normal photos at a celebrity site richromances.com where she looks not bad.

    Mar 24th, 2008

  8. Isay

    I think laying off the Meth would help….over time anyhow

    Mar 26th, 2008

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