Mar 20, 2008
Fergie Pregnant?
Tags: Fergie, josh duhamel, pregnant
Fergie was photographed with what looks to be a definite baby bump outside a sushi restaurant in Santa Monica on Tuesday. Since everybody in Hollywood is getting knocked up these days, she probably is actually pregnant. I don’t really give two shits about that. What I care about is what she’ll be giving birth to. Thoughts? I’m guessing either a Yeti with or one of those fabled Mexican goat-suckers that eats chickens. Whatever it is, I think we can all agree it’s going to smell like pee. Passing through that birth canal would be like swimming through a damn toilet at a keg party.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
RhymeInTime
Actually to add to this, This Kid will be wiping the white powder off the nose too as it arrives.
Mar 20th, 2008
RichPort
Why oh why is that face attached to that body?
Mar 20th, 2008
abby
She kind of looks like Handsome Shrek with blond hair.
Mar 20th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Her eyebrows make her look very angry. Woah, calm down there Fergie-Ferg, no need to get hostile.
Mar 20th, 2008
coolguge
why no makeup?
Mar 20th, 2008
sonya
Why you no shutup?
Mar 20th, 2008
open mouth jones
She’s always at the gym just aworkin on her fitness…
Oh why oh why won’t fitness work on her face?
Mar 20th, 2008
Tim
She looks like a Cabbage Patch kid.
Mar 20th, 2008
RichPort
Yea, but she has “pissing whore” autographed on her liposucked ass.
Mar 21st, 2008
autumn
Get the hell over it bitches. People get a little plump when pregnant. Shut the fuck up and stop worrying about a few pounds a celebrity may have out on. You probably need to lose a few yourselves.
Mar 21st, 2008
You knoww
FERGIE IS NOT PREGNANT I MET HER IN PERSON AND SHE ISNT PREGNANT SHE HAS NO BUMP SO SHUT UP
Mar 22nd, 2008
april
cool!shes having a baby maby she might be a singer like fergie!!!!!i think shes pregnat!!!
Mar 24th, 2008
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