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An explicit photo of what is believed to be “Sex and the City” star Kristin Davis tongue-bathing some fat guy’s wiener made its way online yesterday. The source of the photo claims the picture is actually a screen cap from the actress’ soon-to-be-available sex tape, but I find that a little hard to swallow1 because A) Kristen dresses her dogs in little sweaters, as evidenced above, and B) anyone who starred in two Tim Allen flicks back-to-back is clearly into masochism and not your run of the mill fellatio. There should be doilies and cat figurines and maybe a gimp mask somewhere in the background. It just doesn’t add up.

1Pun intended!

See the NSFW photo made magically LSFW via my mad Photoshop skillz after the jump.

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12 Responses to “No Sex Tape For Kristin Davis”  

  1. 1 cisco adlers balls

    Its her, we* spent the day yesterday analyzing her facial features and everything.

    *= a group of perverts at work.

  2. 2 ukjeehu

    OH! I am the only one who touches my wiener. Sad but true. See for yourself at Lonely Jerkoff Touching Himself dot com.

  3. 3 RichPort

    We knew that wasn’t true because the penis was erect.

  4. 4 Stacey

    That’s totally her. I don’t care what her so-called “publicist” says.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to check out the Loney Jerkoff Touching Himself website.

  5. 5 nordo

    the dog is sexier

  6. 6 abby

    I bet there’s a lot of foreskin there. Nice to see you, Stace!

  7. 7 ac

    Sexy! My mom says the penis is not as delicious as the balls.

  8. 8 jiklop

    !! ATTENTION !!

    Kristin Davis free full sex tape ONLY [ H E R E ]

    PRETTY DIRTY THROAT :)

  9. 9 Ross

    That previous comment links to spyware.

  10. 10 jiklop

    Ross you a liar!!!

  11. 11 Nick

    It’s HERE - Kristin Davis sex scandal…
    blowjob movie and fully naked private shots!!!
    http://www.kristin-davis-nude.com

  12. 12 wowman

    From what i have seen all the tapes are listed at the site below. I am pretty impressed these tapes have been released so fast.

    http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php

    .
    hmm… would you let her do this to you?

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