Eva Mendes The New Ass of Calvin Klein
Tags: calvin klein, eva mendes, lingerie
Fashion designer Calvin Klein has chosen DIY abortion champion Eva Mendes to be the new face — well, new ass, technically — of their 2008 underwear ad campaign. OK! Magazine says
The advertisements, which will debut in the fall, will focus on “seductive comfort.” She will also be the face of a-yet-unnamed Calvin Klein fragrance.
Sorry, but in what kind of bizarro world do the words “seductive” and “comfort” go together? Comfort = flannel with butt flap; seductive = underwire and g-string burn. It’s a simple mathematic principle known as inversely proportionality. If one of the variables is directly proportional to the multiplicative inverse of the other, or if their product is a constant, it means that as the absolute value of one variable gets bigger (seductiveness), the absolute value of the other gets smaller (comfort). Or as Dr. Love says, “the longer it takes to put it on and the more it pinches, pulls, chafes and/or itches, the sexier it actually is.” Did I mention Dr. Love is in my pants? She’s really the authority on all things boudoir.
Eva departing JFK March 8th:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
acc
She makes me wish I weren’t such a faggot.
Mar 18th, 2008
nordo
Calvin knows ass
Mar 18th, 2008
RichPort
Addiction… the new fragrance, by Calvin Klein.
Mar 18th, 2008
jeeniek
Amazing… my anus is burning with the heat of a thousand suns. Perhaps the mexi-melt was a mistake after all.
Mar 18th, 2008
cisco adlers balls
abby needs to deal with that one… meetrich is a cover up for analinvasion dot cum i mean com
Mar 18th, 2008
Captain-Insano
jeeniek, you fucking internet terrorist. The US should deal with you the same way they deal with Osama….which I guess is to pretend to look for you while secretly funding your efforts.
Mar 18th, 2008
ac
Bi - curious? My mom is!
Mar 18th, 2008
candice208
sexy lady!
Mar 18th, 2008
Joadan
I was supposed to be an abortion, but I just ended up an ugly bastard with a harelip and a couple of forehead divots.
Mar 18th, 2008
ac
But who knows she had a profile at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so
Mar 19th, 2008
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