What’s Going on Here?

Mar 13, 2008

What’s Going on Here?

Tags: isla mujeres, mexico, rhys ifans, Sienna Miller

Can you guess what’s going on in this picture of Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans? Is it:

A) The classic “Tie a Knot in a Guy’s Drawstring with Your Tongue” party trick

B) If she puts her ear to his belly button and listens carefully, she can hear the sea

C) Geriatric boil ointment has to applied at close range OR:

D) Rhys is dutch-ovening a fart in his trunks and making Sienna smell it until she screams “Uncle!”

Did you guess yet? I’m torn between E) No way I let this perfectly good cocaine stuck in your gut flab go to waste! and F) How is my stupid piehole empty when there’s been a penis right here in front of me the whole time?

More of Rhys and Sienna’s asscrack frolicking in the Gulf of Mexico:

13 Comments, Comment or Ping

SuzyQ

Gross. Is that the lead singer of Dire Straits?

Mar 13th, 2008
syd

Oh shit! Moobs!!

Mar 13th, 2008
gue

they are gorgeous! Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the shitty SEEKRICH.COM? It’s as fucking lame as it sounds. I’m a huge asshat.

Mar 13th, 2008
abby

I am taking it upon myself to edit every fucking spammer that posts today.

BTW, nice Dire Straits reference!

Mar 13th, 2008
open mouth jones

Bless you abby.

Mar 13th, 2008
sonya

That makes my day, abby.

Mar 13th, 2008
Captain-Insano

Hee!

Mar 13th, 2008
oakling

*toasting abby and gue*
*throwing confetti*

Mar 13th, 2008
nordo

Yay, Abby and good luck, big freakin task!

Mar 13th, 2008
ac

My ass hole is burning with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns.

Mar 13th, 2008
bionic bunny

so close, and yet, so far.

Mar 14th, 2008
Word Girl

Delurking to say, I love that you got your red pencil out for the spammers! Just as funny as the posts. Thanks!

Mar 14th, 2008
MBA Nixon

I’ve already seen this whole series of pix on hotslutswitholddoucheboyfriends.com. It wasn’t interesting then, either.

Mar 15th, 2008