Name That Celebrity: Hairy Hams Edition

Mar 11, 2008

Name That Celebrity: Hairy Hams Edition

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You all remember the “Fuzzy Wuzzy” poem from your toddler days — he was a bear, he had no hair, so he was bare, etc., etc. Well, my early childhood mind always imagined that poor bare Fuzzy Wuzzy looked a lot like today’s Name That Celebrity from the knee up. Mostly skin from far away, but up close, covered in an almost transparent downy fuzz, like an old man’s ear canal or a fetus left in utero too long. Unfortunately, today’s mystery celeb finished gestating close to 40 years ago, so chances are she just forgot to shave above the knee for the last two or seven months.

Find out the owner of those hirsute hams after the jump!

It’s singer Celine Dion performing in Tokyo this past weekend!

13 Comments, Comment or Ping

nordo

PETA will protest

Mar 11th, 2008
acc

She’s really nice and pretty. Just remembered, I’ve seen her pics and blogs at a celebrity site called mixedfriends.com. She is a nice bloggerand has posted many hot topics there.

Mar 11th, 2008
Captain-Insano

acc & absolute…..They were said to be right at the top of my “people to hunt down and kill list”. They both have reservations on youaresofuckingdead.com. I wonder if it is true? It is said there will be pictures of their mutilated corpses there. I wonder if tis true? Hint: It is.

Mar 11th, 2008
open mouth jones

“What sexy hairy legs”? Bravo! That is possibly the best spam comment I’ve read. However, I still won’t go to your stupid website.

Mar 11th, 2008
abby

I have cashmere tights with less hair.

Mar 11th, 2008
syd

I’m not sure I’ll ever forgive you for this. The full picture seriously made me gasp.

Mar 11th, 2008
RichPort

Why is she making that ring sign with her hand? Is she a high school sophpmore? And why did I fall for it again???

Mar 11th, 2008
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!

Her act has changed (probably because of Vegas) - she used to be the sort of classic lady singer…now, she’s trying to do the sexy-dancer type thing, and she just doesn’t pull it off….

Mar 11th, 2008
bionic bunny

maybe she’s flicking a booger.

Mar 11th, 2008
Showgrrrl

Ummm yeah. I think maybe she’s doing the air-gee-tar pick-like stance?
Funny story - I had to watch her fucking live LA show on a flight from Toronto last week. The old fart sitting beside me had collapsed on my armrest with the channel/volume, and I just couldn’t bring myself to wake him up so I could change the channel. And therefore, my eyes and ears bled. She did a LOT of the air guitar-picking, let me tell you. And she tried to sexy-dance to a duet with Will-I-Am from Black Eyed Peas. It was really, really uncomfortable. Isn’t she like 50?

Mar 11th, 2008
For the love

cmon now…if you where in the audience you never would have say that…this lady is first rate and weather you like it or not has the best voice so far in holliwood…no one could ever sing better than her…everyone is waiting for her to die so they could bring their records out.

Mar 12th, 2008
Helly

I quote - “everyone is waiting for her to die so they could bring their records out.”

AAAAAH HA HA HA HA!! HAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!! AAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA!! *Rolls on floor, gasps for breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA!!

Mar 12th, 2008
Tashtastic

Y’all have to remember celine is 100% french. With out the hair dye, the electrolosis
on her arms and face and her old crooked teeth she would look very different. Her hair is naturally very dark.
I doubt she would shave her pits and wax her kitty if she didn’t have to for show business
reasons.

Mar 16th, 2008