Chinaman Is Not The Preferred Nomenclature
Tags: jenna jameson, joan rivers, lucy liu, plastic surgery
I spent a little time this morning pondering some of the universe’s most difficult questions. How do we define existence without the constraints of linear time? Are quasars really at the large distances indicated by their redshifts, and if so, what about objects with discordant redshifts, like Stephan’s Quintet? How do we account for non-baryonic dark matter? Why am I face down in the front yard? Where are my pants? And — most importantly — what would you get if you crossed Lucy Liu with Joan Rivers? Thanks to the surgically-disfigured porn star Jenna Jameson, we never have to wonder about that last one again. My pants and the hyperspherical dimensions of space might take a little more time.
Joancy Liuvers at the “Never Back Down Premiere” Tuesday:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
cisco adlers balls
she wouldnt look too bad if shed gain some weight and go back to the dark hair color we all know and masturbated too.
Mar 6th, 2008
sonya
That is spooky.
Mar 6th, 2008
abby
I see what years spent as a penis punching bag do for your looks.
Mar 6th, 2008
RichPort
Did she make that fucking dress herself?
Mar 6th, 2008
open mouth jones
Bitch has bank, though.
I’d rather be ugly and rich.
Of course, I’d rather not be “a penis punching bag” in order to GET rich, but whatevs.
Mar 6th, 2008
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Looks like one side got pulled back a tad more than the other, cuz one eye is squintier….the sad thing is, she was already naturally beautiful, and that wasn’t enough - and now she’s ruined her looks.
Mar 6th, 2008
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