Ashlee Simpson is High on the Radio
Tags: Ashlee Simpson, high, kane morning show, radio interview
TMZ snagged some of the highlights of Ashlee Simpson’s “Kane Morning Show” interview on DC’s Hot 99.5 yesterday. Operative word here being “high.” When asked about her favorite line from one of her songs, she said:
“Uh, the best line in the song is, uh… you know… the, the, uh, ‘come over’ line…. uhderdalahlahmm… ahh, oh, like I’m desperate?… um… it’s pretty genius…it’s um… i’m not over it so come over… um…. pretty genius…”
Of course, her rep promptly issued the following statement:
“Ashlee was absolutely not intoxicated this morning on Hot 99.5. She has been working extremely hard traveling across the country to promote her upcoming new album by performing at night and waking up very early the next day to do radio interviews in the morning – like any of us would be – she was simply just tired.”
If there’s one thing years spent as a stoner have taught me, it’s how to tell when someone is high. And Ashlee Simpson is fucking high. And not the good kind of high, either. See, your typical pot-smoker falls into one of three categories: the “existentialist,” the “paranoid schizo,” and the super obvious you’re high “red-eyed giggler,” (read: Ashlee Simpson). For future reference, the best way to get rid of a red-eyed giggler is to turn on “The Wizard of Oz” with “Dark Side of the Moon” and leave her alone with the paranoid schizo for a half hour. You can also try convincing her that bong water makes for a wicked buzz or that you can’t understand her because she’s speaking Latin, like the devil. That last one usually buys you an hour at least.
Click here for Part 1; here for Part 2.
Ashlee promoting her new CD at a Bensalem Wal-Mart yesterday:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
It never fails to amaze that there actually IS a less talented and attractive Simpson.
Mar 5th, 2008
RichPort
I swear… her and her hook nose make Avril Lavigne sound talented…
That’s right, I said it.
Mar 5th, 2008
abby
I really like that banner pic.
Mar 5th, 2008
open mouth jones
So do I abby, I’m awarding you the noble prize in physics for that. Who knew you could fit ALL of that in such a little picture?
Mar 5th, 2008
AmyH8sShowbiz
She’s just trying to be her sister…………… her sisters an emotional wreck she starts drinking alot n getting high!!!!!!! just ignore her n hopfully she’ll go away!! here’s praying!
Mar 6th, 2008
JoeRocket
It sickens me that her obvious state is so quickly and efficiently covered up for her without her having to lift a finger to try to defend herself. If i showed up high for an interview, or to work I would have my ass handed to me on a platter and a “Dont let the door hit you on the way out” type thing. Damn, someone needs to make these young celebrities learn some kind of responsibility for what they do. These celebs had better hope and pray that they stay famous well into their 50’s, I know for sure if I spent a few years never having to take responsibility and then was suddenly flung from my pedestal to the level of the common man… good god I dont think it’s something a person could ever recover from.
May 8th, 2008
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