Nicky Hilton Anorexic?

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After ballooning up a good twenty pounds last year, it looks like Nicky Hilton has hopped on the bulimia band wagon back to Boneysville. How else do you explain those shapely gams of hers? Rawr! Not to mention that you can use her knees to slim jim your car if you’ve locked your keys inside or aerate your lawn in the spring. EDITOR’S NOTE: This would also explain why “giant tool” is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name “Nicky Hilton.”

Bone Fugs in Harmony last Thursday:

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Look at the size of those feet! When she stands straight up, she looks like a huge capital L.

  2. abby

    Nice glasses.

  3. open mouth jones

    Looks like someone’s big sister is letting her jail house sandals get some use on other feet.
    BTW, nothing says sexy like cracking a chicks ribs and pelvis when you’re ‘bangin away on Darla’ as it were.

  4. nordo

    She’s a pig, her weight matches the combined weight of the Olsen trolls.

  5. She is so beautiful in my heart.I saw her profile in millonaire dating site ” wealthyloving.com”.There are many photos about she with many sexy boys .I just wonder…

  6. A. Genius

    You sure this isn’t a pic from the liberation of Auschwitz??

  7. sonya

    She looks like a baby camel with those knobbular knees.

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