Jul 17, 2007
Val Kilmer is Really Fat
Well, goddamn, Iceman! Val Kilmer sure has let himself go. It’s hard to imagine that beefcake oiled up and sand-diving to Kenny Loggin’s “Playin’ with the Boys.” Sweating his way through a buffet line and an ice cream truck jingle, maybe, but definitely not skinned-out volleyball. That’s just gross.
A little throwback to happier, skinnier, infinitely cheesier times:
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
OMG! I don’t recall them being such homos! Talk about G-A-Y!
Jul 17th, 2007
Sorceressss
I’d still throw him a pity fuck.
Hey Oooooh!
Jul 17th, 2007
abby
The only way that could get any gayer is if they all were playing in peep-toe pumps. With dicks in their mouths.
That said, I freakin LOVED that movie as a kid. “I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.” And then that air-bite. Yow.
Jul 17th, 2007
JohnL
I think it was that very scene that made Tom Cruise join “the chorus line”. And can you blame him? After seeing that I found myself hanging around public restrooms for months. Wait, is it 2007 already? Make that years.
Jul 17th, 2007
margaretta
He does look like a big old bull dyke waiting for her gal.
Jul 17th, 2007
aud
You notice how they let Anthony Edwards wear a shirt in that scene?
Jul 17th, 2007
Butch
Oh be still my uterus…While all my friends wanted to get felt up by Maverick, I wanted that Iceman tongue down my throat. Gawd that man was HAWT. I mean those frosted tips and white teeth. Poor Val. To have been that hot and now…It’s almost easier to go through your whole life fugly, having never savored the sweet taste of complete hotness. Kids believe me I know.
Jul 17th, 2007
Mish234
You know the world is fucked when Iceman looks likee an enormous gpher.
Jul 18th, 2007
Angela M
Oh noes, how dare a 48-year-old man look like a 48-year-old man! Seems like he’s aging like a normal person instead of submitting to grueling diets and workouts and getting botoxed. Good for him. He’s had a long career, has made a ton of money, and he has earned the right to be comfortable. Nobody owes it to anybody else to look sexy; you want to fantasize about a young-looking man, then look at younger actors. Grow up and realize that not everyone out there exists for your visual pleasure.
Oct 20th, 2007
amen to that sister
thank you angela m, all those ohter pricks will probley look like that when they get older to, actually they probley all ready do and so they have to critize on ohter people cause eveyone makes fun of them, i thought he was a very good actor and he was very good looking, but what do you think your going to look like when you get older?
Dec 16th, 2007
catnapping
Geez. Who cares if he’s gained weight? He’ s still one of the best actors ever. He could really get lost in a part. I would forget he was Val Kilmer. I loved him as Doc Holiday. He nailed that…and Morrison…excellent work.
Jan 7th, 2008
John
Get a life you homos.
Jan 13th, 2008
rachel
val kilmer es hermoso de todas las formas lo amoo!! y no soy la unica miles lo dicen ok!! un beso
Jan 17th, 2008
Wendy K
No matter how much he weights, he is still the MAN! He is living HIS life the way he wants to, just like everyone else does! He gets paid to entertain and he does that very well.
Jan 21st, 2008
DJ Mikey
I’m glad he’s gettin fat like I am…he’s my wife’s hottie and when she thinks of him, she can now think of him looking just like the one she opens her eyes to when the fantasy is over.
She’s still probably give him the pity fuck too!!!
Jan 30th, 2008
elysia fields
i’m a relative, and as a kilmer i can say it’s in the genes for us to really pack it on once we reach a certain age. i’m 46, and went through a super bloated period where i looked a lot like he does now. even in the face! he he. but i took it all off. to keep it off i adhere to a strict nutrition regimen and exercise every day. lucky i love to do these things. i don’t have enough money to get away with looking like a 48 year old normally aging man, even though i’m a woman. watch out for adult onset diabetes val, and if you want to painlessly shape up for the viewing pleasure of your viewers call me!
Sep 12th, 2008
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